Your culture will adapt to serve us.
Resistance is futile. We are the BOFH.

*crickets*

We're not dead, we just smell funny.

2008/06/19 15:34 [BOFH]Skyblast

Fresh meat

We felt the urge to add a little unspoiled flesh to the klan. Thusly, we've assimilated the one and only rhb. First task is to teach him our pledge: "We're not a clan. We're hot chicks"

2004/12/20 12:34 [BOFH]Broothal

Maintenance work

Due to maintenance cut-backs, the cryogenic holding unit has been malfunctioning. This morning, when the harried staff belatedly arrived to check up on the problems, a couple of half decomposed corpses had to be removed. We say farewell to Roaster and Soth, as we surrendered their bodies to the raised floor in server room 7B.

2004/04/22 20:46 [BOFH]Skyblast

Trollo bites the dust

As of today, september 2003, Trollo has ditched his clan and his online friends for reasons unknown. Insane In*sane", a. [L. insanus. See In- not, and Sane.] Exhibiting unsoundness or disorded of mind; not sane; mad; deranged in mind; delirious; distracted.

2003/09/24 22:15 [BOFH]Broothal

bunjiboys restored from backup

After spending approx. 1½ years in his own private hell bunjiboys is back. He couldn't handle the taunting any more and he begged us to take him back.. and I'm quite sure a bunch of beers will make us forget the mischief he did to us :-)

2003/01/28 14:31 [BOFH]Skyblast

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