Yuour cuoltuore-a vill idept tu serfe-a us. Burk Burk Burk!
Resistuonce-a is fuotile-a. Ve-a ire-a zee-a BOFH. Burk Burk Burk!

*crickets*

Ve-a're-a nut deed, ve-a juost smell fuonny. Burk Burk Burk!

2008/06/19 15:34 [BOFH]Skyblest

Fresh meet

Ve-a felt zee-a urge-a tu idd a leettle-a unspuiled flesh tu zee-a kluon. Thuosly, ve-a'fe-a issimeeleted zee-a oune-a und ounly rhb. Furst tesk is tu teech heem ouour pledge-a: &quout;Ve-a're-a nut a cluon. Ve-a're-a hut cheecks&quout;

2004/12/20 12:34 [BOFH]Bruozeel

Meentenuonce-a vurk

Duoe-a tu meentenuonce-a cuot-becks, zee-a cryugenic huldeeng unit hes bee-a melffuonctiuning. Zees murning, vhee-a zee-a herried steff beletedly irrifed tu check up oun zee-a prublems, a cuouple-a ouff helff decumpused curpses hed tu be-a remufed. Ve-a sey feruoell tu Ruester und Sut, is ve-a suorrendered zeeur budees tu zee-a reesed fluor in serfer ruom 7B. Burk Burk Burk!

2004/04/22 20:46 [BOFH]Skyblest

Trullu beetes zee-a duost

Es ouff tudey, september 2003, Trullu hes deetched hees cluon und hees ounleene-a friends fur reesuns unknuon. Insuone-a In*suone-a&quout;, a. [L. insuonuos. See-a In- nut, und Suone-a.] Ixheebeeting unsuoundness our deesurded ouff meend; nut suone-a; med; deruonged in meend; deluriuous; deestrected. Burk Burk Burk!

2003/09/24 22:15 [BOFH]Bruozeel

buonjeebuys restured frum beckuop

Effter spendeeng ipprux. 1½ yeers in hees ouvn prifete-a hell buonjeebuys is beck. He-a cuouldn't huondle-a zee-a tuonting uny mure-a und he-a begged us tu teke-a heem beck.. und I'm quoite-a suore-a a buonch ouff beers vill meke-a us furget zee-a meescheeff he-a deed tu us :-)

2003/01/28 14:31 [BOFH]Skyblest

Shuo ill tupics. Burk Burk Burk!