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Your culture will adapt to serve us.
Resistance is futile. We are the BOFH.

*crickets*
We're not dead, we just smell funny.
2008/06/19 15:34 [BOFH]Skyblast

Fresh meat
We felt the urge to add a little unspoil
ed flesh to the klan. Thusly, we've assi
milated the one and only rhb.First task 
is to teach him our pledge:"We're n
ot a clan. We're hot chicks"
2004/12/20 12:34 [BOFH]Broothal

Maintenance work
Due to maintenance cut-backs, the cryoge
nic holding unit has been malfunctioning
.This morning, when the harried staff be
latedly arrived to check up on the probl
ems, a couple of half decomposed corpses
 had to be removed.We say farewell to Ro
aster and Soth, as we surrendered their 
bodies to the raised floor in server roo
m 7B.
2004/04/22 20:46 [BOFH]Skyblast

Trollo bites the dust
As of today, september 2003, Trollo has 
ditched his clan and his online friends 
for reasons unknown.Insane In*sane"
, a. [L. insanus. See In- not, and Sane.
]     Exhibiting unsoundness or disorded
 of mind; not sane; mad; deranged in min
d; delirious; distracted. 
2003/09/24 22:15 [BOFH]Broothal

bunjiboys restored from backup
After spending approx. 1½ years in his o
wn private hell bunjiboys is back. He co
uldn't handle the taunting any more and 
he begged us to take him back.. and I'm 
quite sure a bunch of beers will make us
 forget the mischief he did to us :-)
2003/01/28 14:31 [BOFH]Skyblast

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